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哇。已经是六月假期的第4的星期天了,时间过得好快哦! 同样的,在9点04分的这一刻,要和你分享一些笑话,毕竟“笑一笑,十年少”嘛。


1) 老师:为什么树会被雷击中呢?
  学生:因为树suay(sway)嘛。
  老师:-.-"'


2) 阿Beng和阿Lian一起到购物中心,他们想到一楼吃午餐。进了电梯后, 阿Beng发现电梯里的按钮只有:5,4,3,2,G。阿Beng一时不知道要按什么。 阿Lian按了G。果然,他们到了一楼。阿Beng问:你怎么懂G是一楼呢?阿Lian回答:你笨阿。G for Gero嘛。


3) 阿Beng和阿Lian又一起到了酒店。同样的,他们要到一楼。进了电梯后,按钮只有5,4,3,2,L。阿Beng一时不知道要按什么。 阿Lian按了L。他们真的到了一楼。 阿Beng说:你真的很聪明leh。阿Lian回答:是你笨。 L for Lao Ka (福建话,意思是一楼)你也不懂。


4) 鲤鱼和乌龟去领结婚证。办事员问乌龟年龄,乌龟说:100。办事员遗憾地说:对不起,按照你们家族规定,你还未成年,不准结婚。 


5) 一对夫妻来到一口许愿井旁。丈夫弯腰,许了个愿后往井里扔了一枚硬币。妻子也想许愿,但她弯腰时不小心翻入井里。丈夫惊呆了,然后笑着对自己 说:“真灵啊!” 


6) 对学生不好的下场:
我们上高中时,有些老师对学生很是不好。一帮学生被压迫已久,便商量好好整老师。这天,这老师在课堂上讲课,坐后排的一男生面露痛苦之色,手捂着肚子轻轻地呻吟,老师也没搭理,继续说教,进行一半时,老师刚一转身面向黑板写笔记,这位男生突然“凹……哇……!”(呕吐的声音)同桌的一位男生以极快的速度将一瓶八宝粥倒于这位男生的课桌之上,老师回过头时正见桌上布满黄白之物。这时,另一位男生拿出一把小勺,一勺一勺地将课桌上的东西舀来吃,边嚼还边说:“嘿,这哥们中午吃的花生耶。” 老师见状:“哇……凹……”,然后狂吐不止。



7) 一农妇在数高楼,一骗子过来:数几层了?罚款,每层5元。农妇:十五层。交了钱,旁观者说:傻冒。农妇:他才傻呐,其实我数了十八层。


8) 学友:“爸爸,为什么母鸡的腿这么短?”
  爸爸:“傻瓜,连这点都不懂!要是母鸡的腿长了,下蛋时,蛋不要是摔破了么?”


9)自然课老师问:为什么人死后身体是冷的?
 没人回答。
 老师又问:没人知道吗?
 这时,有个同学站起来说:那是因为心静自然凉。


10) “你快点睡觉,哭什么?”托儿所的阿姨怒吼道。
 “我,我想家。”一个女孩哭着说。
 "不许哭!再哭,我一脚把你踢到南头去!”阿姨更加严厉他说。
 “阿姨,您还是踢我吧!我家就住在南头。”一个小男孩壮着胆子说。


哦。《如烟》没得第20届台湾金曲奖的最佳作词。=(


现在在观看东风亚洲卫视第20届台湾金曲奖现场直播。哈。超好看。LoL. 最佳男女歌手都还不知道,最佳乐团:五月天。(YAY!)最佳新人:卢广仲。
更多详情可上http://goldenmelody.im.tv/,或收听星期一933早班〈就是万人迷〉。
我要继续去看电视了!:D

五月天的新歌:DNA


那是谁 用掉了 我的牙膏 我的鞋 和外套 是谁穿走了
那是谁 在我家 大方洗澡 镜子前 他和我 壹洋的外表


谁搬进 我的大脑 谁邦住 我的手脚
是DNA 唱我反调 还是我 的命运 不敢自编自导


想要叫 那就叫 想甩就甩跳就跳
跳更高 别靠腰 要靠心臟的火药
要不要 难道要 别人帮妳抉定好
好不好 就现在 抢回自己的心跳
自己的心跳


那是谁 总是说 有够衰小 那是谁 只祷告 只会打嘴抱
那是谁 被通缉 正在逃跑 罪名是 邦架了 自己的微笑


是DNA 唱我反调 还是我 的命运 不敢自编自导


想要叫 那就叫 想甩就甩 跳就跳
跳更高 别靠腰 要靠心臟 的火药
要不要 难道要 别人帮妳 抉定好
好不好 就现在 抢回自己 的心跳 自己的心跳


solo


想要叫 那就叫 想甩就甩 跳就跳
跳更高 别靠腰 要靠心臟 的火药
要不要 难道要 别人帮妳 抉定好
好不好 就现在 抢回自己 的心跳 自己的心跳
谁搬进 我的大脑 谁邦住 我的手脚



心跳 跳跃 狂奔 奔跑


很HIGH的一首歌,让我好想跟着跳起来!哈哈!:D

Yay! Today was a fun day! :D:D


SBA (SUPER BUDGET AIRLINE) CREW GATHERING! :D
Yay! Left home at 9.30am and waited 960 for 30 minutes! -.- But managed to reach Pasir Ris at around 1110. Anyway, it was a great great day! :D


Went to eHub's Burger King first. Sit down and chat while waiting for Zhi Cheng. Suaning Trevor at the same time. OPPS. After having lunch the the near-by foodcourt, went to bowl! Ha. It was fun! :D Although Joelle and me only WHACK the ball. LOL. 73 I think. Zhi Cheng left early for Sim Lim Square. -.- (Why? Why you left early? Later gorilla angry. She cant have her chimpanzee missing. OPPS.)


Wanqi came later and went to KBOX! Ha. Kind of expensive... My first time there. LoL. And of course it was fun too! Sing songs lo. What else can you do? :P Ha. But the room was frezzzzing C-O-L-D... >.< href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-gRmDaCrzu3qpkVgro8GyDKPj8crb2BdGYf35trOdzYpuAoVclVLnKWTjJ18ACESGBHYKmEL7nUNpmBQU7qqgP2iew1RuSBmx0GTF7_84VaBBqLoA5A7-TYx3yq-G1mCliLl_HytyX1w/s1600-h/At+the+footcourt.jpg">





Its Tuesday night! Woohoo. I did nothing this week. Shall not care about that first. LoL. I am listening to 放肆 and suddenly get so high. LoL. Tomorrow is the gathering! Ha. :D :D


By the way, Happy Birthday Ivy. LoL.


Lalala. :P

Finally it's going to rain! LoL. Now is wind is blowing, and temperatures are dropping? LoL. Hmm.. Maybe only by 3 degrees bah. Ha.


Hmmm.. I have no idea how to write my testimonial.. Which is kind of bad? Cos very hard to write.. LoL. Watching spongebob squarepants on okto. LoL. I am really bored? One Saturday morning had just passed by, and I did nothing! Okay, must try to do something in the afternoon later.

Its Friday! Ha. Temperatures these days are rather high, up to 34 degrees C. NEA states that this kind of weather can stay still September, and might even rise higher to 35 degrees C. Wah. Thats pretty high.


Well, another week had passed by again. Which is very fast. Actually I also have nothing to much to blog about. LoL. Stayed at home to watch tv. Ha.

Its Monday! Wah, second week of June holidays le.. Time really flies. Is like 2 weeks ago when school terms ends, and now is already second week of June. Wow. Time dont have legs. They have wings. Worse still, they travel at the speed of light. =(


Just returned from school 1 hour ago. Had Maths and Bio lessons today. Very tired. :/ Nothing much in school though. Mr Toeh wrapped up Maxima and Minima, and started the first bit on Integration. Ms Chng completed Heridity and started a bit on molecular genetics, when I became very lost. She also did SPA 11 with us. And between these two sessions was pure stoning. From 1030 to 1500. 4.5 hours. Ha.


Tired leh. Only one word to describe my 'feeling' now. Ha. Hmm, till now I only did 2 English Paper 2 and 1 Chem paper for holiday homework I think. Which is kind of bad. =( Cos not progressing. Bad?


I am looking forward to 17 June! Woohoo! :D


间是下午3点56分。星期天的下午,我很想睡觉。:/ 哈。
Tank 的《如果我变成回忆》在YES 933 第23期醉心龙虎榜上榜3周,本周#3!哈哈。这首歌很耐听!:D 听这首时让我想起很多很多事,也让我知道要珍惜生命。


(以下取之baidu.com)

《如果我变成回忆》讲了一个什么故事?
承受着遗传性心脏病随时可能夺走生命自主权的威胁,Tank在新歌《如果我变成回忆》中,藉爱情诉心情,唱出因遗传性的心脏疾病而无法掌控自己身体的不安,犹如他的生死遗言。


《如果我变成回忆》里,Tank唱着:“如果我变成回忆,退出了这场生命,留下你错愕哭泣,我冰冷身体,拥抱不了你,想到我让深爱的你,人海孤独旅行,我会恨自己如此狠心。”作词人陈信延与Tank深聊,明写的是爱情,其实是Tank对于无法掌控自己身体与生命的无奈。



因为姊姊就是在睡梦中过世,所以当Tank唱到“好怕一放心睡了,心跳在梦中不听话的就停止了;我还能珍惜什么,如果我连自己的脉搏都难掌握”时,特别感慨。他也在博客写下心情,一度自暴自弃地认为,反正无法掌握自己的生命,何必努力,结果是医师点醒他该爱惜生命。


媒体披露TANK患有先天性遗传心脏病。对此,TANK表示,国中时,有一次他因为感冒去看医生,医生一听他的心跳声,就发现有异常。后来到大医院检查,确定他患有先天性遗传心脏病。当时,TANK很不能接受,还好医生检查后说,他的一些长辈虽然有这样的病,但都还蛮长寿,只要他不作太激烈的运动,不要碰菸、酒、少熬夜、生活正常,应该就可以用药物控制了。也因此,到现在 8、9年了,TANK每天都固定吃药,尽量控制病情。


不过,后来几次发作的可怕经验,让TANK不敢掉以轻心。如2007年过年时,他因为跟朋友出去玩,回家后又打电动,整夜没睡,结果心脏病就发作了,「那时差点休克、喘不过气,让他跟爸妈都吓死了」!


TANK跟师姐SELINA拍「独唱情歌」MV,前一晚他弄电脑熬夜没睡觉,当天又早起拍了一整天,结果,晚上心脏病又发作,不仅吓死了身边工作人员,也吓得他以后再也不敢了,并更加注意自己的身体状况。


TANK说,以前在民歌西餐厅表演时,心脏病也曾经发作过,当时喘个不停、猛冒冷汗,但他还是硬忍下来,等唱完再吃药。现在每次上台表演前,虽然心里也担心,心脏病会不会突然发作?但其实自己想得很开,认为只要珍惜每一个当下,在自己的舞台上尽全力演出,把生死置於度外,人生就没有遗憾,也才会开心一点

WHAT WAS YOUR:


1. Last beverage: Water
2. Last phone call: Yixie? That was yesterday already/
3. Last text message: Chin Chye. Ask her what to wear for oral
4. Last song you listened to: 一人留 by 石欣卉
5. Last time you cried: Cant really remember
6. Dated someone twice: Nope
7. Been cheated on: Nope
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Nope.
9. Lost someone special: My grandmother
10. Been depressed: Sometimes? I got 2 personalities?
11. Been drunk and threw up: I am under 18. I dotn drink.


LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. Black
13. White
14. Green


THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend: Yes!
16. Fallen out of love: Nope.
17. Laughed until you cried: I think got. Yesterday? Watched this super funny show on ETTV Asia.Ha. :D
18.Met someone who changed you: Not really
19. Found out who your true friends were: We were always true friends
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Never mind lah.
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list:Nope
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: Friend list refers to what? Maybe all?
23. How many kids do you want to have: Hmm.. Still thinking. 2?
24. Do you have any pets: Nope. I am okay with them, but I dont think I want to have any.
25. Do you want to change your name: Nope. Maybe a English name?
26. What did you do for your last birthday: Lessons in school. And fun with friends and family! :D
27. What time did you wake up today: 7.50am
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: SLEEPING
30. Last time you saw your Mother: She is opposite me now.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life:I wish to change a lot of things!
32. What are you listening to right now: Ivy talking.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Nope. But I have watched Tom and Jerry! =)
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: Plenty of homework and O LEVEL coming soon
35. Most visited webpage(s): Blogger; google?; hotmail?
36. Whats your real name: Wow. What can my name be?
37. Nicknames: Teddy bear. Winnie the pooh. A lot more I cant remember
38. Relationship Status: Single!
39. Zodiac sign: Rooster
40. Male or female?: MALE!
41. Elementary: PAP kindergarten
42. Middle School?: West View Pri
43. High school/college?: Nan Hua High
44. Hair colour: Black!
45. Long or short: short
46. Height: 160 =(
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: Nope
48. What do you like about yourself?: I dont really like myself. Ha
49. Piercings: Nope. But I might like to have one next time.
50. Tattoos: Never
51. Righty or lefty: Righty


FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: None
53. First piercing: None
54. First best friend: In P6! Elliot
55. First sport you joined: Badminton!
56. First vacation: Sentosa?
58. First pair of trainers: *Dont understand qtn*
59. Eating: Nope
60. Drinking: Nope
61. I'm about to: help my bro fill up forms
62. Listening to: 把心拉近 by 吴克群
63. Waiting on: sky to fall?


YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids?: Yup
65. Get Married?: Yup
66. Career?: Not too sure. DJ? Something to do with media industry? Or maybe teacher?


WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: Eyes
68. Hugs or kisses: Hugs
69. Shorter or taller: Taller. Cos I am short.
70. Older or Younger: Younger lah.
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantic
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Stomach! Bio students should know our stomach very important.
73. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive
74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship. Those that last so long can become treasure
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: Hesitant.


HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: Nope!
77. Drank hard liquor: Nope, I dont like.
78. Lost glasses/contacts: Nope.
79. Sex on first date: Erm. I dont think so...
80. Broken someone's heart: Maybe??
82. Been arrested: Dont think so...
83. Turned someone down: yes.
84. Cried when someone died: Yes
85. Fallen for a friend: Hmm...


DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: Yes! Totally!
87. Miracles: Yes. Sometimes it happens! :D
88. Love at first sight: Not really
89. Heaven: Maybe?
90. Santa Claus: In childhood
91. Kiss on the first date: I don't believe in that.
92. Angels: Those in dramas?


ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: Nope.
95. Did you sing today? No. My singing 很难听
96. Ever cheated on somebody?: Nope. Maybe I am Cheating you now?
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? K1!
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be? Any SUMMER CAMP day! :D
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: Not really
100. Posting this as 100 truths?:YES! :D



WEIJIE
23 July 1993

West View Primary School 6K '05
Nan Hua High School 204 '07; 405 '09
Anderson Junior College

Photo in blogskin taken on 09/08/07 by me! :D




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